As I was writing an email to my friend Ally today, I realized that I never got to tell the story of the absurdity from my first weekend in South Africa. Looking back now, I think that that first weekend really set the tone of what would be some of the most challenging, eye-opening, and surprising 9 weeks of my life.
My first weekend here, my friend Isabelle invited me and Simone to a farm near the Waterberg Mountain region in the rural province of Limpopo, about two hours away from Pretoria. Isabelle had been invited the day before at, of all places, her doctor's appointment. She and the doctor, Dr. Saaijman (pronounced Simon), had gotten to talking about horses and vaccinations etc. and Isabelle had explained how she once interned for a vet at home in Germany. Next thing you know, Dr. Saaijman invites Isabelle to his farm for the weekend to help him vaccinate 75 of his cattle. Of course, when Isabelle first approached me and Simone about it, we thought she was just being that weirdo German. Then, realizing that we had nothing better to do, we decided to tag along with the intention that we were just going to relax and take it easy and not actually get our hands dirty. After all, both Simone and I had arrived Thursday night and we were still getting accustomed to the time difference. Boy were we wrong.
We met Dr. Saaijman at his office Saturday morning and three hours later, Simone, Isabelle and I were all covered in blood with an entire assembly line worked out: Isabelle would attach the needle to the syringe, Simone would fill up the syringe, and I would hand the syringe to Dr. Saaijman. But that was nothing in comparison to what Dr. Saaijman was doing: he would trap the little heifers in a contraption like so:

Then, he would stick a needle in trying to find a vein. But in order to tame the heifer, he would have his farm hands insert this awful looking nostril clamp to keep the cow's head stable and another farm hand insert this electric, foot-long rod into the cow's butt that sends a shock through the cow so that it keeps still...yikes! It was quite a process to say the least. And if that wasn't bad enough, the blood would usually spurt out all over Dr. Saaijman when he finally found a vein and if the needle ever got clogged, he (without hesitation) just sucked in the blood from the needle and continued prodding for a vein. After 4 hours of vaccinating, Dr. Saaijman looked like an axe murderer: His pants were completely drenched with blood and his mouth and face had dried red splotches all over the place. It was DISGUSTING. It was an exhausting 4 hour process. Here's what Isabelle and Simone looked like by the end:

Now if only I had a picture of what Dr. Saaijman looked like...
Later that night, we went to Dr. Saaijman's other beautiful farm that was at least several thousand acres where we had our first braai (or bbq) in SA, one of many more to come in the following nine weeks. That was also my first time tasting pap, which is this disgusting carbohydrate that's like cream of wheat on crack and way less tasty. As every South African describes it, it's the "fuel of Africa" because it's really dense, really filling, really cheap, and really easy to make. Three bites of it and I was full. The worst part is that Dr. Saaijman
insisted quite emphatically that we finish it. Not wanting to be a rude guest, I obliged. Needless to say, I never had pap again.
The next morning, we went on a three hour tour of Dr. Saaijman's property where he proceeded to tell us a story of every single rock and plant (not exaggerating). This man knew every square inch of that land like the back of his hand. I've never seen someone so proud of his property. Even though the tour dragged on quite a bit, I enjoyed standing in the back of his 1970s land rover thinking "I'm definitely not in America right now" and just looking out over the thousands of miles of beautiful farmland surrounding us. The only bad part was when I got smacked in the forehead by a branch that I swear came out of the middle of nowhere...
I realized after I got home how unique and once-in-a-lifetime that experience was. I think it really taught me that the best way to have fun here or anywhere in the world for that matter is to be spontaneous and to do things and go places that force you to leave your comfort zone. After all, when will I ever be in Limpopo vaccinating 75 cattle again?

A supremely unattractive picture of Simone, Me, and Isabelle after a long day's work

All the little heifers lined up. How comfortable!

Dr. Saaijman's farm hands

Another supremely unattractive picture of the girls with Dr. Saaijman at his house.